About QuotesCube

QuotesCube provides you with a collection of curated and hand-picked quotes. QuotesCube also helps you print your favorite quote on a T-shirt or an accessory.

QuotesCube is designed, developed and maintained by Bharani Muthukumaraswamy, a Designer/Environmental Engineer from Delhi, India. If you have any suggestions, ideas or bug reports, please feel free to drop me a line..

Do check out my other project, Resumonk - a beautifully simple resume builder.

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'Humor' quotes

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
So many books, so little time.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.